Jul 10 2009
The answer is yes, Sean Hannity
So I’ve been noticing how many searches for “Is Sean Hannity retarted” have led users to my previous Sean Hannity rant. However just in case there is any confusion on the subject, I want to make things perfectly clear…
Is Sean Hannity retarted?
Yes, the answer is yes.
Of course former Monty Python actor John Cleese already put this into words much more elegantly than I ever could, so without further ado…
Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese
Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
Beautiful guitarman-just beautiful. Though I despise Limbaugh with every fiber of my being; I’ll at least give him credit for his ability to speak in coherent and complete sentences. Hannity is incapable of even pulling that off!